Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Counting backwards and a St. Paddy's Day chuckle

I got weighed in last night and gained 1.2 pounds! Disappointing to say the least. I thought I did so well this week...pretty well stuck to the program, walked 6 out of seven days...where did I go wrong? It is hard to fix something when you don't know where you made the mistake...sigh.
However on a lighter is March 17th, and the sun is shining! No St. Patricks Day storm; and none in sight! Now that is someting to celebrate! Want to hear a good one?

Two Irish men, Kearney and O'Riordan were looking at a Mail order catalogue and admiring the models. Kearney remarks to O'Riordan, 'Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalogue?'

O'Riordan replies, 'Yes, they are very beautiful. And look at the price.'
Kearney says, with wide eyes, 'Wow, they aren't very expensive. At this price, I'm buying one.'
O'Riordan, smiles and pats him on the back. 'Good idea. Order one and if she's as beautiful as she is in the catalogue, I will get one too.'
Three weeks later, Kearney, the youngest of the two asks his friend, O'Rordan, 'Did you ever receive the girl you ordered from that catalogue?'
O'Riordan replies with a glint in his eye, 'No, but it shouldn't be long now. She sent all her clothes yesterday.'

and if that didn't make you smile how about these potato jokes?

What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato?

Anything, just butter him up!


How do you describe an angry potato?

Boiling Mad.

Happy Saint Patrick's Day!

May your fingers be nimble,
your threads seldom tangle,
your love be apparent
in all you create.

a little Celtic Thunder

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